(only if you judge me for having so much fun writing it!! also, fyi, this is future!fic.)
“You mind if I turn this on?” Blaine asks, and Kurt looks up to Blaine hovering by the dresser, fiddling with his iPod. Kurt can’t help smiling at the sight of his boyfriend in just his black briefs that fit snugly over his ass, and he bites his lip to hide it when Blaine looks over at him.
“No, go ahead. I just want to finish catching up on emails and then we can go to bed, mmkay?”
“Take your time,” Blaine says, setting his iPod into the stereo and adjusting the volume. The first few notes of the song start playing and Blaine says, “Oh Kurt, it’s our song!”
Kurt doesn’t look up from his phone. “You say that about every other song you hear, Blaine.”
“It doesn’t make it less true,” Blaine insists. Kurt glances up and Blaine is just kind of swinging his hips a little, and god help him, but Kurt finds it a little hot.
“Hey you,” Chris says softly, leaning down to kiss Darren’s forehead. Darren makes a sleepy noise and turns his head, the stubble on his cheek scratching against Chris’s chin. “Feeling any better? You took a lot of cold medicine before I left.”
“I’ve died and turned zombie,” Darren grumbles, rolling over onto his back to squint up at Chris. “Are you an angel?”
Chris rolls his eyes and stands up. “You should try to take a shower. The hot water might help your sinuses.”
“Braaaaains,” Darren calls out, pulling the covers up over his head and burrowing. Chris knows his tricks well, and Darren is a world-class burrower when he’s feeling miserable. “Did you get tea?” Darren asks softly after a few seconds, the top of his head sticking out from under the blankets.
Richter and Criss almost shared screen time again, and in a way that would have almost certainly set social media fandom aflame — last Fall Richter read for a Glee role, the new villain on the block Sebastian, who had his eyes romantically set on Criss’s Blaine character and has recently transformed into a menace for the whole of McKinley. It wasn’t meant to be, but the roommates had a laugh when Criss found Richter’s audition materials at home.
“For a day or two, I was like ‘I want this so bad,’” Richter laughed. “I wanted to be the bad guy. Darren saw the sides and he goes, ‘Dude, that would be so cool. And that would be so weird!’”” —
Joey Richter, of Team StarKid and ‘A Very Potter Musical’ fame, about how he almost re-united with fellow Starkid Darren Criss on Glee.
But seriously, if he didn’t make Darren read with him and then proceed to call him Sex on a Stick for like, a week, then life is meaningless.
So weird and so hot and damn it I would have loved this.